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When your hole-in-one becomes one big hole;
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When your tee time becomes your tea time;
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When the “drink” becomes a Big Gulp;
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When “this never happens on the Wii” becomes overused in a hurry;
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When your mulligan becomes Mulligan Stew;
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When you contemplate a switch to tennis but realize it doesn’t have mulligans;
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When golf becomes seething instead of soothing;
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When you single-handedly increase golf ball sales;
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When a “fore!” letter word becomes a four-letter *?#!;
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When you’re glad that “sub-par” isn’t a real golf term;
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When you’re sad that “sub-par” is a real description of your golf game;
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When you get an endorsement from the PGA (Pathetic Golfing Association);
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When it hits you that miniature golf isn’t so bad after all.
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