Banana fossil

If Jurassic Park posits “Dino DNA,” what must the implications be for this casually discarded banana that “stuck” around and eventually became part of the parking lot?

• Potassium Park?

• Dinosaurs & Doles?

• Fruity Pebbles?

• Dried Banana Sandwich (an Elvis Presley vehicle for the King, newly re-constituted from his DNA)?
  

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