| From the left… | From the right… |
| “Let’s all drive on the highway” (even though some folks don’t have licenses and shouldn’t be on the highway it all). | “It’s my way or the highway” (even though there is more than one lane). |
| “Infrastructure is not fine; let’s go ahead and fix everything even though we can’t afford it.” | “Infrastructure is fine; let’s see if we can go one more year…” |
| “We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect [workers’] Union…” | “We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect [corporate] Union…” |
| Believe in taxing death. | Believe in the death of taxes. |
| “The climes, they are a-changin’…” | “The times, they are a-changin’…” |
| Favorite Dostoevsky novel: Notes from the Underground | Favorite Dostoevsky novel: Crime and Punishment |
| Medicine for everyone | Everyone for medicine |
| Propose democratic ideals | Idealize democratic proposals |
| Want to educate reformers | Want to reform education |
| Have issues, debate problems | Have issues, debate problems |